Our
first house was about 950 square feet and was right near our old high
school. We ripped up the matted ‘70s
carpet, painted some paneling, and buffed the solid pine floors. We had three bedrooms, one bathroom, a nice
kitchen, two ancient pecan trees, and a garden.
I still miss that neighborhood.
One night, we were playing Wii sports (probably golf) in front of the
picture window in the little living room.
I guess the neighbor saw us and suspected we were up to nefarious
business because he and his girlfriend came over and gave us a warning.
“Can
y’all PLEASE stop shooting us with those laser guns?! It’s really hurtin’ my back because I just
had surgery.”
What
would you have said? We agreed to the
imaginary cease fire; but we actually just drew the curtains.
I
wanted to spruce up my side of the neighborhood with some bedding flowers in
the front. You know how we segregate our
plants; veggies in the back, flowers in the front. So I bought some portulaca because it’s
pretty and pretty drought tolerant.
Maybe if grad students had health insurance, I
wouldn’t have self diagnosed insomnia.
Maybe if I hadn’t had such a busy life, I wouldn’t have relied on
whiskey for sleep medicine. Maybe if I’d
known more about mental health, I would have invested in myself a little
more. Maybe if I hadn’t already been a
very regular recreational drinker, I wouldn’t have started drinking every
night. But sometime before moving to the
little brick house, I realized my alcoholism.
The night before planting my portulaca, I had my usual night time
whiskey. I’ve mentioned all this alcohol
stuff just now to tell you this: I like the next day head fire and stomach ice
of a “hangover.” I’m sure some
psychoanalyst might portray this as some sort of self punishment, but I think
it boils down to either: I didn’t sleep so I feel emotional and useless versus
I drank and passed out/slept. Insomnia
can make you do crazy things folks.
It was a humid May morning, Lauren and the kids were still
sleeping. If I went out to do my garden
chores, she’d have to get up with Max.
I’d be off the hook for making breakfast. I had all the songs on “Highway 61 Revisited” memorized because I’d
finally gotten with the times and I had my very own MP3 player. I skipped the shirt per my usual routine and
wrapped up my head with a bandana. I try
not to look too much like a hippy, but a bandana on the head is surprisingly
useful all day long. Someday, my left
knee will quit forgiving me and I won’t be able to kneel down and plant things
so easily. I was oblivious to that then
so I assumed the joint destroying pose and got to work on my little
garden. That’s what I like to do: Bob
Dylan, sun on my back, dirt, purpose, and solitude.
Then I
saw a different neighbor; a 70’s, chubby, redneck type, friendly,
unpretentious, unassuming, and un-afraid to ask questions.
“You
prayin’?” His face read genuine concern
but mainly apprehension. There I was, a
big shirtless supplicant to Mother Earth mumbling along to Desolation Row. No telling
how long he’d been there, at the edge of my property line, watching me
“pray.” I stood up and explained about
the portulaca and the drought and the breakfast and the babies. Neat and succinct. I had an excuse to be out in the dirt. My story would check out. I couldn’t let people start to think that I
was earnest about flowers and stuff.
Wouldn’t that seem weak and feminine?
Obviously, the man of the house should be more focused on his career and
401K and maybe a manly hobby.
“I
thought you was doin’ some kinda yogi.”
Some
people pray, some do yoga, some break clods of dirt to Dylan. Your parents had to recharge somehow while
they were giving so much energy to you.
If they were with you constantly, they had to recharge in little fits of
secret selfish solitude. Maybe mom
facebooks in the bathroom too long or dad “needs a minute” before supper. I’m shocked that smoking isn’t more
popular. A seven minute smoke break
makes everything better, but I guess there’s a cost to everything.
Back at
that first house, the brick house, we were starting to “really do it.” I walked the older boys in a wagon to the
playground every day. We grew a
surprisingly productive garden. We
hosted friends all the time. I didn’t
have any go to rituals but my daily life had routine. In the chaos of raising kids and work and
school, a rigid routine can be a day-saving waypoint. If I just remember to start the laundry at
bedtime, I won’t have to hear it tomorrow.
If I make a grocery list, I’ll save a trip. If I grade my papers at school, I won’t take
work home. If I finish my field
research, I can write my thesis. If I
practice mandolin, I’ll learn how to play.
If I model correct adulthood, my kids will become correct adults. I just didn’t quite get it back then.
Now I
have FALK and GALK. During the cool
season, we FALK (fire, animals, laundry, and kitchen.) This entails making sure the stove has wood
ready for loading. Some days I
accomplish this by bringing in a few logs.
Other days I have to work a little harder. Morning animal chores come next. Now it’s milking season so I leave the barn
with eggs and milk. I bet there have
been about a hundred different occasions when I was just sitting there milking
and then I looked around and just laughed at how perfect my mornings are. Laundry sucks and I don’t even do most of the
work. One of these days when I really
have my life together, I’m going to start folding my laundry as soon as I reach
in and grab it out of the dryer. That’d
really be practicing what I preach. K is
for kitchen. I bet it’s the center of
your house too. I love an efficient
kitchen well appointed with quality tools and ingredients but the beauty of the
kitchen is the anticipation of sharing
food with another person. I guess that’s
a good segue into G, G is for garden.
Wanna know a secret? I have no
idea what I’m doing in a garden. I’ve
tried to grow food every year of my life that I had dirt for a garden but I
feel like I haven’t really learned anything.
There aren’t easy ways out, life hacks, simple tricks, or even green
thumbs. Wouldn’t it be nice to still be
a part of that almost lost ancient verbal tradition of horticultural
“culture?” How many ideas about storing
tomatoes have you heard the old timers mention?
How many have you seen on Pinterest?
How many have you tried? Who’s
going to teach my grandkids how to store tomatoes? Facebook? Reddit? College? Will skills like that be valued more or less
than they are now? Already, it doesn’t
make economic sense to waste potentially profitable time on such quaint and
utterly frivolous pursuits.
I eat
tomatoes, so it matters to me. I have
chickens, they must be fed. When it’s
cold, I must bring in wood. I’ve just
reminded myself that I need to switch over laundry. This seems so simple; if you want to eat
tomatoes, plant a few and tend to them.
Go to the grocery store occasionally when you run out. But if you want to experience tomatoes, go
sample as many heirloom varieties as you can get your hands on. Find a few favorites, grow them year after
year by saving their seeds. Inevitably,
you’ll gently artificially select for some traits and your work will become
physically manifested in the very DNA strands of the next generations. Think of all the family gardens that shaped
modern produce over the course of history.
Growing and eating and sharing real food kind of connects us to that
past. But, this is just a tangent and not
every “problem” deserves such intense analysis but that’s the way I
operate. If I’m capable of taking
tomatoes so seriously, what about raising kids and being married? Admittedly,
I’m a little intense and I’ve struggled in my journey into marriage and
fatherhood because of that intensity.
I’m talking about more than cloth diapers, sign language classes, and
family supper at the table. That stuff
is just me overparenting. I’m talking
about the soul mingling tear filled discussions that end in confusion. I’m talking about completely baring my entire
being to another person. After half our
lives together, Lauren and I get each other more than ever. Damn, it was hard at times, to be real. I just knew that the real me wouldn’t be
quite enough for her. Maybe she wouldn’t
really understand me. Maybe there wasn’t
really much to understand. Eventually,
we had to destroy bits of each other before we ended up fitting together. Sometimes that hurts and takes too long to
heal. But she didn’t scare easy. Damn,
it is so easy now, no pretense. I had
all those barriers up for no reason.
Sure, we get pissed off and fight and parent poorly still, but we get to
be genuine with each other and that really generates peace. Where did those barriers come from
anyway?
During
every step of my developmental journey I’ve thought, “I’m self aware. I see the big picture. My perspective is the
correct perspective.” Maybe it’s
narcissism. Maybe it’s objectively true somehow. Maybe it’s the only way my brain can
function. But hindsight doesn’t make me
seriously question my earlier naivete. I’m still pretty protective of my
younger self. I look back and see
choices I wouldn’t make today but I did make then and I’m protective and
defensive. I’m astonished that we punish
people like my younger self so severely.
It’s absurd to try to punish people in order to make them more pro
social. But that’s another story. What I’m saying is this: I remember each
stage of my journey and I recognize those stages in newer people. Sure, we can all say that, but there’s
more. I’ve been through some existential
fiascos in the last two years and to maintain any sense of control, I had to
focus on only the bare minimum. That
means, finding deficiencies in myself and addressing them (sometimes
obsessively). My reasoning is, “It was
sooo hard to get my kids through early childhood. It was sooo hard to learn to
raise a family. It was sooo hard to
build and rebuild and forgive and forget.
Surely my kids’ lives don’t have to be that hard. Surely I can jump start them somehow before
they leave the nest.”
After
the fire, we got robbed. Over and
over. Here’s a work of fantasy:
Robber 1: I think to
minimize our risk of being apprehended and also to dilute the emotional
ramifications to our victims, we should strike only after housefires.
Robber 2: Indubitably friend, furthermore simply adding the
loss of more personal property to their inevitable insurance claim will be
insignificant in relation to the magnitude of their loss.
Robber 1: Right-O. Unfortunately, I’ll be unable to carry
out the entire heist in one discrete action since my vehicle lacks the cargo
space to accommodate all of those newly abandoned tools.
Robber 2: Worry not friend.
We simply must return and carry out additional capers every night until
the supply has been exhausted.
Robber 1: Very
well. I look forward to cooperating to
accomplish our shared vision.
Robber 2: Likewise friend.
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