Membership Confirmation Email from AMI

----- Forwarded Message ----From: American Mustache Institute <info@americanmustacheinstitute.org>Sent: Monday, July 28, 2008 3:45:36 PMSubject: welcome to AMI
Ladies and Gents,
Welcome to the American Mustache Institute, the bravest organization known to the history of mankind outside of the U.S. Military and the Muppets. We appreciate your patronage and love for all things lip fur.
We'll send you periodic updates on our happenings, such as this blog on our site today about the baseball hall of fame inductions yesterday, as well as our new Monthly Interviews which you can find here. And keep Oct. 25, 2008 clear as that's when we'll celebrate 'Stache Bash in St. Louis, home of the world's largest mustache, the Gateway Arch.
Please send us your photos, questions, and stories that include dwarfs.
Carry on.
The American Mustache Institutewww.AmericanMustacheInstitute.org(877) STACHE-1"...a mustache is a terrible thing to shave"
Disclaimer: AMI supports healthy, performance enhancing-free mustaches that contain no pesticides. Mustaches should be worn at the individual's own risk, and AMI is not responsible for mustaches that make men look like child molesters or Dave Navarro. Wearing a "Dictator" mustache may lead to repeated beatings. Mustaches should not be worn by women who hope to find employment outside of waste collection or who are looking for male companionship. If your mustache causes you to have an erection for more than four hours, seek immediate attention from a doctor, spouse, girlfriend, or Dave Navarro. In extremely rare cases, mustaches may cause significant decreases in sexual activity, friendships, and approval by society at large. Unibrows, commonly referred to as "forehead mustaches," are not recognized by AMI. AMI does not support chin coverage (i.e. beards, goatees) as they represent the "spousal compromise." The vast majority of mustache wearers have highly positive responses from friends, exotic dancers and grade school teachers. AMI strongly encourages consulting a physician before exploring your personal mustache capabilities, as premature mustache growth may lead to feelings of despair and depression. AMI cautions against trusting clean-shaven officers of the law. If a mustache-free constable attempts to stop your vehicle, dial 911 and proceed to the nearest police station, where a squadron of heavily mustached officers will greet you with open arms. Please consider the environment before shaving your mustache.
*This was NOT sent from a Blackberry, as mustached Americans don’t own, nor have the ability, to operate Blackberrys.


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